I joined an online dating site where people stick up there mugshots,after a couple of weeks haven't received any interest on site apart from a girl young enough to be my daughter and a woman living on the other side of the world.

I have become disallusioned with this site and have given it the bums rush.
The women there are asking for people who i don;t think have been invented yet.

I'am an easy going happy go lucky kind of chap but feel a lot of women will only meet there match when there being wheeled inside the morgue.If this sounds like sour g****s you lovely ladies out there then its prrobably true because i feel i have been squashed like one.

As Ian Dury once sang hit me with your rytham stick.