[QUOTE=pete8242;28660]was i licking my balls?
was i dragging my arse across the floor with my front legs?
no
how was i acting like a dog?
and it went from being a dog thread ages ago
i mean staffie freind or enemy?
how stupid is that?
its a dog
its not an enemy
its not osama bin laden
its a dog
it barks
it licks things
it farts when youve got guests
its a dog[/QUOTE]

I've just been sent to the doghouse,do not pass go ,do not collect 200 pounds and do not meet shell when shes in a bad mood.