[Lazy]

A man walks into a bar and asks the bar man for a pint. while the bar man is poaring him a pint, he sees a dish full of penuts sitting on the counter. the penuts said to him your nice.the man then said to the bar man that he was going to the toilet. when he came out of the toilet there was a fag machine sitting next to him. the fag machine said to him your horrible. the man then goes up to the bar man and saidthat the penuts said he was nice but the fag machine said that i was horrible. the bar man then said the penuts were complemetry and the fag machine was out of order