god damn ive done many things drunk including

- i've run around a public park with *green day - american idiot* playing full blast and jumped off every bench in succession pretending to play guitar*

- I had a chain tied round my neck pretending to be a crazed werewolf on a leesh

- stood with 2 other drunk guys on a bench singing *big fish little fish*

- got with a group of 4 drunk friends and got our sober friend to lead us somewhere while the 4 of s were about 100 yards behind singing songs like *we love you spike, we do, we love you spike, we do, we love you spike, we do, ooooh spike we love you*

and

*we all follow our spike, over land and sea and water !!!!!!!!* shouting water at the top of our lungs

and

*we're smashed, and we know we are, were smashed, and we know we are*