oh and there has been of course the "talking to god on the great white telephone" "Huggy Bog" missing the door and walking into the shop windows, seeing how far up the toilet wall you can pee...! (its a bloke thing not always done when drunk) peeing on yer shoes
swearing that you will "never do it again" but doing it the next weekend anyway. waking up with someone you dont know and doing it again just for the hell of it.