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[QUOTE=pete8242;27072]oh lets all shop at m and s and pretend were cultured
you only go there to buy the locally farmed produce
fook knows why you dont just go out the back door and save yourself a journey in the trac'or
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pssssst pete - wanna drive your tractor thru my back door?

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[QUOTE=Bakerboo;27239]pssssst pete - wanna drive your tractor thru my back door? [/QUOTE]

yer ok
ill do anything in a john deere

[QUOTE=shell;27188]No wonder your still single, not all woman drive recklessly much the same as not all men are total wasters [/QUOTE]

I'am going to have to slow down on this or i can see you denying filling up my large tank Shell.

[QUOTE=sukisue;27214]well cash have ya thought ya might be doin sumat wrong and sos i cant help ya cus i dont no wat ya look like or how old ya are but me im all woman an thats all im tellin ya [/QUOTE]

I'am going to have to choose my words carefully here Sukisue or i will end up on your living room floor having been skinned of my father christmas outfit which i still haven't paid for.

I look like the back of the number two bus which has empted having seen me board.

My life is in deep crisis have you any magic remedies.?

I agree with Cash with those sorts of sites mostly people pretend to be someone they're not and who they're looking for is just ridiculous. I'd be very wary joining a dating site on the internet.

Try speed dating Cash, at least you get to see the person have a few minutes quick chat and if you don't like what you see or hear you move on to the next when the bell goes!

[QUOTE=Mischa;27409]I agree with Cash with those sorts of sites mostly people pretend to be someone they're not and who they're looking for is just ridiculous. I'd be very wary joining a dating site on the internet.

Try speed dating Cash, at least you get to see the person have a few minutes quick chat and if you don't like what you see or hear you move on to the next when the bell goes![/QUOTE]

Thanks for the support Mischa and the advice about the speed dating something needs to quicken up old nag has just overtaken me on the way to the knackers yard.