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I joined an online dating site where people stick up there mugshots,after a couple of weeks haven't received any interest on site apart from a girl young enough to be my daughter and a woman living on the other side of the world.

I have become disallusioned with this site and have given it the bums rush.
The women there are asking for people who i don;t think have been invented yet.

I'am an easy going happy go lucky kind of chap but feel a lot of women will only meet there match when there being wheeled inside the morgue.If this sounds like sour g****s you lovely ladies out there then its prrobably true because i feel i have been squashed like one.

As Ian Dury once sang hit me with your rytham stick.

[pete8242]

have you tried tescos or asda
its jam packed with ***ually repressed housewives and single mums
i always go there to score some eggs bacon and hot vulnerable wimen

[QUOTE=cashmere;27056]I joined an online dating site where people stick up there mugshots,after a couple of weeks haven't received any interest on site apart from a girl young enough to be my daughter and a woman living on the other side of the world.

I have become disallusioned with this site and have given it the bums rush.
The women there are asking for people who i don;t think have been invented yet.

I'am an easy going happy go lucky kind of chap but feel a lot of women will only meet there match when there being wheeled inside the morgue.If this sounds like sour g****s you lovely ladies out there then its prrobably true because i feel i have been squashed like one.

As Ian Dury once sang hit me with your rytham stick.[/QUOTE]

fpmsl.... i just choked on a skittle

[QUOTE=pete8242;27058]have you tried tescos or asda
its jam packed with ***ually repressed housewives and single mums
i always go there to score some eggs bacon and hot vulnerable wimen
[/QUOTE]

I believe that would be an accident waiting to happen there,they drive the shopping trolleys more recklessly then they drive there cars or there husbands/boyfriends mad.

[QUOTE=cashmere;27065]I believe that would be an accident waiting to happen there,they drive the shopping trolleys more recklessly then they drive there cars or there husbands/boyfriends mad.[/QUOTE]

don't listen to pete, cashmere.... avoid asda at all costs - it's full of chavvy westers and ppl wearing flip flops, too much gold jewellery from Half Price Jewellers and "a nice top off our mate Trace on the market"

[QUOTE=Bakerboo;27064]fpmsl.... i just choked on a skittle[/QUOTE]

That can mean i must be bowling up the wrong alley.

[QUOTE=Bakerboo;27066]don't listen to pete, cashmere.... avoid asda at all costs - it's full of chavvy westers and ppl wearing flip flops, too much gold jewellery from Half Price Jewellers and "a nice top off our mate Trace on the market"[/QUOTE]

Damn it i wondered who had stolen my cashmere sweater from the back of my molbility scooter.

[pete8242]

[QUOTE=Bakerboo;27066]don't listen to pete, cashmere.... avoid asda at all costs - it's full of chavvy westers and ppl wearing flip flops, too much gold jewellery from Half Price Jewellers and "a nice top off our mate Trace on the market"[/QUOTE]

oh lets all shop at m and s and pretend were cultured
you only go there to buy the locally farmed produce
fook knows why you dont just go out the back door and save yourself a journey in the trac'or

[QUOTE=cashmere;27065]I believe that would be an accident waiting to happen there,they drive the shopping trolleys more recklessly then they drive there cars or there husbands/boyfriends mad.[/QUOTE]

No wonder your still single, not all woman drive recklessly much the same as not all men are total wasters

[sukisue]

[QUOTE=cashmere;27056]I joined an online dating site where people stick up there mugshots,after a couple of weeks haven't received any interest on site apart from a girl young enough to be my daughter and a woman living on the other side of the world.

I have become disallusioned with this site and have given it the bums rush.
The women there are asking for people who i don;t think have been invented yet.

I'am an easy going happy go lucky kind of chap but feel a lot of women will only meet there match when there being wheeled inside the morgue.If this sounds like sour g****s you lovely ladies out there then its prrobably true because i feel i have been squashed like one.

As Ian Dury once sang hit me with your rytham stick.[/QUOTE]

well cash have ya thought ya might be doin sumat wrong and sos i cant help ya cus i dont no wat ya look like or how old ya are but me im all woman an thats all im tellin ya