[QUOTE=pete8242;55071]apparently drinking ****loads of sunny d makes you go orange so try that
ive also noticed that window cleaners tend to wear shorts n t shirts and have that all year round tan
so maybe becoming a window cleaner might work for you too

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[B][CENTER][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="3"]last windy cleaner i seen had no pants on...horrible view i got but i still looked lmao

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