i will ask a lady one question ?

[JoeCrash]

would you like your own personel love poem from me ?

if yes tell me a few things about yourself and i will try my hardest to bring a smile to your face - the more info you put on this post the funnyier the poem i will do for you ok ?

and yes i will marry you after i have made you smile.

[shazzababie]

oooh i wuld love a poem

I am Shaz, i live with my man Billy, I am Scottish, I love my 2 cats Wallie and Bella, I am blonde, I love having a tan and getting my nails done, i am a born shopper, love clothes, like to chat, favourite food is Indian curry, i drive a yellow Punto and I work in a College full of crappy students who i have to chase for money to pay their fees lol

Have a crack at that then lol x

[Ashley11]

and she's scottish which means she's a raging alcoholic

[shazzababie]

actually i dont really drink lol

[Ashley11]

let me translate for people who don't know Scottish

"I don't drink much" in Scotland means "i only drink a keg of beer every hour" in English

[JoeCrash]

[QUOTE=shazzababie;69023]actually i dont really drink lol [/QUOTE]


NOW SHAZZ - THIS IS GOING TO GO 2 WAYS



1 - you are going to think freakalert and call the cops and i will be locked up or

2. you will see this as a joke and see i have only gone on the information you have given me.


this is a prewarning and i will do the poem i done for you after my dinner and my made is calling me and she hates it when i am late ok lol

i think so its special i will try and start a new thread called a poem for shazz - its wednesdays night here 8pm so with in a few hours after i have eaten and had a wash i will put my poem on for you and all to see and the whole world can watch us fall in love JOKE lol

this poem comes with a warning - i am sorry if you are offended by anything i have wrote and i put my hand on my heart and i sware i did not mean to cause any offence.

please remember this when you read my poem thanks. ps its real naff and i even hate it and i wrote it but all i want is a smile and on with life ok.

[tommysize1]

make a youtube video so you can sing it.

[JoeCrash]

[QUOTE=shazzababie;69023]actually i dont really drink lol [/QUOTE]

I HAVE DONE IT - and it is the worst poem i have ever writ. just hope you are not offended and take it as a joke and i make you smile - thats all i want to do.