whats ur fav chat up line

[Lazy]

if u was to see a fit girl what would ur fav chat up line be ?

[pete8242]

id go over and ask if she wanted to play a game of carnival

"carnival whats that" she would ask

you sit on my face and i try and guess your weight i would reply

if that failed i do have another

[Lazy]

lol pete xx

[snowflake33]

[QUOTE=pete8242;45226]id go over and ask if she wanted to play a game of carnival

"carnival whats that" she would ask

you sit on my face and i try and guess your weight i would reply

if that failed i do have another
[/QUOTE]

lmao ... think thats the best chat up up line i heard

[pete8242]

[QUOTE=snowflake33;45352]lmao ... think thats the best chat up up line i heard[/QUOTE]

i have an ever better one
but i aint telling the whole world yknow
its mine
it never fails
and no one else is gonna steal my thunder

[snowflake33]

well with the one before.... how can u fail

[pete8242]

[QUOTE=snowflake33;45365]well with the one before.... how can u fail [/QUOTE]

you cant

but i always use the second one first
cos if the first one is ever used
the cats out the bag really
and word will spread
that that is the worlds best chat up line
and ive lost it

i will only ever tell my child on my deathbed what it is

[snowflake33]

u better take it to ur grave with ya then !!

[pete8242]

[QUOTE=snowflake33;45374]u better take it to ur grave with ya then !![/QUOTE]

noooooooo
cos it must not be lost

it has been handed down by my family for generations
since we wetre neanderthalls in the prehistoric ages

[snowflake33]

ooohhhhhh right ,..

so i'll never know wat it is then

u meanie