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[tommysize1]

if im not drunk id just be really polite and would end up being calculated, through the female mind, as "FRIEND"

if im a bit drunk i wouldn't say much as id be conscience of the fact that im a bit drunk and would therefore be constantly trying to not look like a drunken loser and i you would notice me clenching my eyes shut instead of blinking as i would be thinking 'stop staring at her ****!"

if i was drunk id look like a twat, speak like one too and just be a general nuisance to anyone not as drunk as me.
so you just wander about trying your luck on anyone. who cares? im drunk!

if im absolutely slaughtered then its almost a proven fact i will end up with blood somewhere on my body.
whether it be from falling over running away from a taxi or from that fat girl on her period....there will be blood.

lol
only kidding.
i toot rock instead of drinking