Cryptic Chatroom Gossip No 4

[pete8242]

last time i got completely pished out my head i had a wee out the front door at 6 am....i was stark bollock naked apparently...but ffs dont tell anyone.....im so ashamed of my lewd drunken behaviour and will take this secret to my grave

[roobaby]

[QUOTE=pete8242;61379]last time i got completely pished out my head i had a wee out the front door at 6 am....i was stark bollock naked apparently...but ffs dont tell anyone.....im so ashamed of my lewd drunken behaviour and will take this secret to my grave[/QUOTE]

Don't worry Pete. The CCTV footage hasn't made it to UTube yet........... or has it??

[pete8242]

theres o way cctv would pick up my tiny weiner anyway[QUOTE=roobaby;61388]Don't worry Pete. The CCTV footage hasn't made it to UTube yet........... or has it??[/QUOTE]

[Belle15]

ayeeeee u out did me in the jakey stakes the nite pete....mucho kudos lol xx

If there was a story doing the rounds about a chap who was hung like a brass band and who was very kind and considerate to the ladies, i'd be delighted if other folk thought it was me.
It would put a swagger in my step and no mistake, lol

[shazzababie]

i'll see what i can do for ya Stevie lol x

[pete8242]

[QUOTE=Belle15;61455]ayeeeee u out did me in the jakey stakes the nite pete....mucho kudos lol xx[/QUOTE]

i thought you done pretty well tbh belle
although after 2 am i cant remember fook all
and that i think was a gift

i think they should stay if nothing else it makes it interesting and gets people talking.... and it is a chat site, if people are ashamed of what they is doing, maybe they should think about that before they do it, surely ..... if its good enough to do then then its good enough to admit to. Well thats how i work anyways

[emmski]

[QUOTE=pete8242;61379]last time i got completely pished out my head i had a wee out the front door at 6 am....i was stark bollock naked apparently...but ffs dont tell anyone.....im so ashamed of my lewd drunken behaviour and will take this secret to my grave[/QUOTE]

yer and I fecking witnessed it lmfao

After seeing these revelations there's no way on God's green Earth that I'm going to tell you the story about the donkey, the tub of Vaseline and the 3 dancing girls.