random post thread

feel like there aint a thread for u ..well here it is..get all ya random bollix out here.. say wot ya like the more random the better i say..

my shirt tails dont cover the butter knife..

When it rain's why dont sheep shrink ?

If u unscrew ya naval will ya bum fall off

If its called the norfolk [COLOR="Red"]broads[/COLOR] why do you need a [COLOR="Blue"]narrow[/COLOR] boat to go there

Why isnt a single building called a built

Why is money referred to as "spending" money, what other sort is there

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light, I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to concentrate longer than others, but I know it works, 'cause the light always turns green."

[pete8242]

why do people with absolutely no idea what theryre doing get crucial jobs that require someone with a brain to do

yellow jumpsiuts at dawn to catch the cheese wheel

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.....wen ur down people will rally behind
u.....but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.