guts or balls?

[sultry]

| [B][SIZE="6"]Guts or Balls...[/SIZE][/B]
[SIZE="6"][B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:[/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR="Blue"][B][SIZE="3"]GUTS[/SIZE][/B] - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Purple"][B][SIZE="3"]BALLS [/SIZE][/B]- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

lmfao
thats too funny
xx

lmfao nice that was good.

[badbluey]

Sultry, you been spying on me ?

Luckily my balls have guts

[sultry]

u wouldnt be so brave..dont lie lol

very funny and very true

Haha that is hilarious,love it!x

Hahaha. Nice one!

I once got home with lipstick on my collar, but had the sense to keep my mouth shut! Although I did have to sleep on the floor for a while!

[sukisue]

guts are in ya belly an balls is wat men have hahaha thats my definition an they cant keep em there