why men should not write advice columns

Dear Roger,



I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV.
I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was laid off six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Susan



Dear Susan
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors

I hope this helps,

Roger

[queen swords]

well ide be devisted if my hubby was doing that behind my back, and as 4 him being incresingly distant and depressed, its his on fault he was the cheating partner to begin with and do you still live next door to this neighbour. ide move if ya gunna 4 give him, and start a fresh, and whats stoping him getting another job. you must be a more 4 giving person than me cos the poop would not just hit the fan it would bloody well splatter big time. leopard spots and door mat springs to mind.

[QUOTE=shell;38545]Dear Roger,



I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV.
I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was laid off six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Susan



Dear Susan
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors

I hope this helps,

Roger[/QUOTE]

Brilliant !!!!!!!!!!

[badbluey]

OMG shell,

How ***ist is that, i can't believe you posted that!!!!

I do have something to add though.

the car might have run out of fuel, lmao

has any *** got the right to give advice..lol

typical male only worried about the car and not too much about the emotional issues.
lol
Sweetpea

[QUOTE=shell;38545]Dear Roger,



I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV.
I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was laid off six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Susan



Dear Susan
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors

I hope this helps,

Roger[/QUOTE]

Brilliant! That's made my day!:

[pete8242]

laugh!!!!!!!!
i think i pissed meself in the process

why didnt she phone the aa