What is Old?

[jazzy]

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says,
"Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer,
"Pick one, I can't do both!"


"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on
your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN. A ***y babe catches your eye and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.



"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where
your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go
along.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by...
the doctor instead of by the police.


"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action"
means I don't need to take any fiber today.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your
car in the parking lot.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting
up to pee















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lol. Old is .... when you laff at a joke and pee down your leg at the same time!