Just to let u know !!!

[shazzababie]

If ur stuck with what to buy me for Xmas I like platinum and diamonds !!!

Queenie - Ur getting a coffee maker so u dont have to keep leaving the room
Jazzy - Ur getting the day off from ur brood of kids
Lee - Ur getting a "born Blonde" hair dye so u can start the New Year as a blondie and not a ginger !!
Lazy - Ur getting a my little pony
DG - ur getting an " I love Shazza" t shirt !!!
Emma and Pete - a vibrating bed


WOC and Tara n Hollz - ur getting a well deserved rest without listening to us all moaning hopefully !!!

Sukisue - Ur getting a leopard print outfit so u can surprise ur bf
Nygl - I want to give u a job ( need to get my own one first tho lol )
Nutzy - ur getting a slap for being a cheeky wee minx !!!!
Baker - ur getting ME all giftwrapped lol

HO HO fooking HO lol !!!!!!:

What are u lot getting for other woccers !!!

[jazzy]

AWWWWWWW cheers shaz babes, just what i need xxxxxxx

[pete8242]

for shazz and billie im getting them catsacks (so they can walk around town with their felines in tow)

for jazzy im getting a used negative pregnancy test strip (she can piss on that till her hearts content and never need worry that shes preggers)

for queen im getting her a lottery ticket (beleive it or not where she lives has the highest number of lottery winners by a mile)

for lazy im getting her a donkey (i heard she likes donkeys)

for delta girl im getting her a camera (so she can actually post a pic of herself......)

for dj im getting him a philips ladyshave

for betty and dave im getting them leeds united and something else with the change from the fiver

for lappy im getting her the yorkshire bank....well shes the only one that uses it anyway

for nyg im gettting magnetic design your own fanny (it really does exist i seen it on a website and automatically thought of him)

for gixer im getting a reinforced steel rolling pin (for when she wakes up and finds that she has someones initials carved into her pubes)

for sue im getting a thong made from micro chips (watch them students go when they see her outside the local uni !!!)

for belle im getting her a caffater/boots home brew kit (she need never leave her house ever again!!!)

for fruity im getting her a sleigh pulled by 6 really hot fit gay men (id get her straight ones but i cant deny 6 men *** for the rest of their lives pmfsl)

for tara im getting brantanos the shoe shop (lol yer i am cheap n nasty lmao)

for woc im getting a bar with guiness on tap for his doghouse

for holly im getting her a clone of me (i know deep down she wants me!!! )

[queen swords]

Aww ty shazz and pete , for my prezzies lol.
For Tara and Holly and Mr Woc , ime getting them air tickets to fly off to a tropical paradise , out of this cold wintery place lol.
For Jazzy ime getting a shop til ya drop voucher in all the big stalls pmsl.
For Shazza ime getting you your own jewellery shop.
For Pete and Emms ime putting a winning lotto ticket in ya crackers.
For Lazy ime getting all the bagpuss episodes on dvd .
For Delta ime getting a bacon butty caffe pmsl
For djLee ime getting the jammy dodgers factory to sign up to suply you with a life times suply jammy bisquits.
For Hammo ime getting aminated to act in south park lol
For Betty ime getting her a boutique of her own choice.
For Lappy ime getting a choco factory
For Sukisue ime getting a huge quiz book with all the answers in it pmsl
For Hunnybabe ime getting her a tortoise and winkle farm
For Cobbler ime getting you your own pub , and nameing it , Cobblers Debonair inn pmsl
For Roobaby ime getting ten new lil kittens , keep you buizy lol
For Nyg ime getting a new lappy
A jolly merry christmas and god bless us everyone lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx