funny things we do when drunk

[Nygyl]

* slept in a cemetry
* puked up out the window in the back seat of a taxi and looked smug until the driver drove me to the nearest car wash. Me and a shammy leather at 4am.
* Argued with this guy outside a chippy because i was convinced he was my brother. I'm an only child.
* walked around a nightclub with my equally drunken friend pretending to be Age Police and scaring the 18 year olds.
* Woke up outside Birmingham Town Hall, even though its 8 miles from where i lived and i went to a party round the corner
* went to a fancy dress party and went as scooby doo...many beers later i peed up a lampost with my leg lifted up like a dog as a bunch of people walked past
* greased all the door handles so my housemates couldn't move out of their rooms

My friend still has the best one - he went on a works overseas trip to Amsterdam, got sooooooooooo pissed for free that he convinced himself he was lost. In London. He was asking people the way to Victoria Coach Station. If thats not bad enough, he doesn't even live in london!

lol nyg.... that was some pair of beer goggles u were wearing, if you thought a stranger was your brother who doesn't even exist!!

i once was doing some work in plymouth and i decided to take a break one night and visit the local walk-about..... i got nice n hammered and ended up doing the MC hammer dance from 'Cant touch this'.

i woke up the next morning feeling so embaressed lol