funny things we do when drunk

[queen swords]

A few weeks bk my hubby , who eats at some silly hours nagged me to cook him a pizza at midnight.
I reluctantly went and made the pizza , then strolled up to bed.
He had been drinking his stella through out the evening and toak a can and the pizza up to bed.
I woke up at about 4 in the morning to find Mr Swords curled upside down on the bed fully dressed with his slippers on, and specs on his head.
His face was laying in the pizza lol, i must confess .. i felt like squiddging the pizza in his face at midnight lol.
So all i could do was lauff.
And he aint nagged me to do a pizza that late since pmsl.

[hunnybabe]

I once tried to get into a travel agents after falling out of a club at 2 in the morning off my head.

I really really wanted a holiday and i was gutted they weren`t open at that time of the night lol.
So inconsiderate of them !!

[jazzy]

Once woke up on stalis beach at 6am in crete after a night out with hubby,
last thing i remember was sitting with gaz chatting,
he had gone back to room and left me fast on lol, rotten sod he is lol

god damn ive done many things drunk including

- i've run around a public park with *green day - american idiot* playing full blast and jumped off every bench in succession pretending to play guitar*

- I had a chain tied round my neck pretending to be a crazed werewolf on a leesh

- stood with 2 other drunk guys on a bench singing *big fish little fish*

- got with a group of 4 drunk friends and got our sober friend to lead us somewhere while the 4 of s were about 100 yards behind singing songs like *we love you spike, we do, we love you spike, we do, we love you spike, we do, ooooh spike we love you*

and

*we all follow our spike, over land and sea and water !!!!!!!!* shouting water at the top of our lungs

and

*we're smashed, and we know we are, were smashed, and we know we are*

Threw up over my boss' shoes after a bit of a tequila session - funny for everyone apart from me and my boss!

a rather heavy night on the town, when i was in the forces, we got so rat arsed that we missed the curfew, so my friend and myself jumped into a privot hedge and slept there until morning then snuck back in. P.S. it was quiet comfy actually...!

oh and there has been of course the "talking to god on the great white telephone" "Huggy Bog" missing the door and walking into the shop windows, seeing how far up the toilet wall you can pee...! (its a bloke thing not always done when drunk) peeing on yer shoes
swearing that you will "never do it again" but doing it the next weekend anyway. waking up with someone you dont know and doing it again just for the hell of it.

[beatleman]

fell off my chair psml when i read this lol

[sukisue]

last time i got drunk was on me brfdy many years ago i got up on the table in the bar an started strippin me b/f at the time just dragged me out half naked dont remember much after that aint done it again i hardly drink an at my age dont want to do it again pmsl

One of the many times ive got drunk , i fell down an embankment n got me leg stuck in the fork of a fallen tree n was lying upside down n could'nt get back up n all me change in me pocket was rollin down the embankmentinto the river below n still don't kno to this day how i got outta there lol