lonely heart adverts

[sukisue]

if you had to put an advert in the lonely hearts wat would yours say mine would read

mad crazy 62 yr old looks much younger
uses walkin sticks to get about
dont let that put you off
still active in bedroom
likes swimming and travel
loves music
carboots an auctions
and you must be under 50 and just as mad as me
and must like animals
nothing serious just fun an enjoyment

[queen swords]

Lol sue , mine would say , daft women with mad cow tendanceys .. going bald and seeing pixies and fairies on a regula basis.
Likes a drink of voddy poos, and dont take no crud of no man lol.
Dont mind going dutch on the nights out , but cant stand a bloke that has moths fluttering from his pockets or wallat lol.
Likes watching a gd film and dont get scared easy and dont do coochy coochy's. ooh and i deffo not like slobbering men pmsl.
Apart from that , ime easy lol x

[pete8242]

33 year old virgin seeks dirty stopout with no morals to teach him the ways of the world
must be able to clean and cook walk the dog go to the shops and change the disc on the ps3
being rich would be an advantage too but not a neccesity