BBQ Etiquette‏

[jazzy]

This is how it is!! (and rightly so!!)
pt


After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to
spring and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory
on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of
cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger
involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are
put into motion:

1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.


Then:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation.

Important again:
7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces
and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some
women!

[sukisue]

ha ha ha sack the man i say

[pete8242]

ok then if your so bloody good lets see you light the barbie!!!!!!

no theres no switch love
you use fire

[sukisue]

i,d do a better job than a bloke any day just one prob i aint got a bbq yet pmsl