Bad Day at Work

[jazzy]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.


On your way home from work, stop at the chemist and go to the thermometer
section and purchase

a rectal thermometer -- made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.


When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing, sit in your favorite chair, open the
package and remove the thermometer.


Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.

Now for the amusing part......


Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement,


"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,


I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control at Johnson &
Johnson."



HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE **** THAN YOURS.

[dollyboo]

lol omg the thought makes me eyes water lol xxx ave a nice day jazz

[sukisue]

ha ha ha pmsl very funny but dont think ill bother gettin one now all them asses its been up

what job do you do that has given yousuch a bad day