Best Jokes

jock · #1 (**permalink**) 07-06-10, 05:10 PM

Mr Whippy was found dead today with a flake up his bum and chocolate sauce on hes penis & 100s & 1000s over hes nakkas the Police said that he had topped himself!!

sukisue · #2 (**permalink**) 10-06-10, 09:48 AM

lol funny ha ha ha

#3 (**permalink**) 30-07-10, 09:08 AM

David Blain's record of doing nothing inside a box for a week was beaten by Wayne Roonery the other week in south africa, as he spent a month inside the box doing nothing

#4 (**permalink**) 30-07-10, 09:10 AM

guy walks into a brothel and asks for total embarrassment, the madam says *that'll be 37 quid sir* the man says*god that's cheap what do I get for that?* the madam says *an bloody england shirt !!!!*

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