Next Life'

[jazzy]

In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and
room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila!

You finish off as an or*****!

I rest my case.

lol - - - amen! sign me up for that plan!

[sukisue]

erm im not sure about this can i think about it pmsl ha ha ha

im not sure id want it like tht, same rubbish but in reverse order hmmm i think not, i wanna come back as suumat else.

[jock]

I agree with Jazzy start in reverse then all the bad stuff gets finished with first then life goes on but you should keep ya false teeth nothing worse that a Dentist only if there female its a good thing

[sukisue]

im still think about it an guess wat by the time i do ill be dead an wont no wat happened pmsl

nice idea Jazzy, trust it to come from you lol. I'd like that, live in reverse, wouldnt like the retirement home for a start tho lol. I'd prefer just pubbidge, drink drink drink myself younger