home alone traps

[tommysize1]

imagine you was going on holiday but the last few times you went your house ended up getting burgled.
what traps would you lay this time?

level 1 outside - weak traps, just annoying.
level 2 downstairs - medium but painfull traps.
level 3 upstairs - humiliating traps.

weak traps such as: wet cement on the driveway, tacs on the fence, hole in the garden.
medium like : tripwire causing a ceiling fan to land on your head.
humiliating like : i dunno you think of something!

lol im not actually gonna do it, nor have i been burgled!

[Ashley11]

I'd make my best traps outside so i wouldn't have to worry about them going inside

I'd want the whole evil genius plan where they fall into a pull of piranhas. Obviously i'd tell our postman before we left...

[tommysize1]

id want them to experience the full range of traps before getting locked in a room untill the police arrive!

[Ashley11]

[QUOTE=tommysize1;65871]id want them to experience the full range of traps before getting locked in a room untill the police arrive![/QUOTE]

your so cruel, at least i just give them to the piranhas