hospital fun!! help?.. lol

Okay so I'm bored... And in hospital ( back has turned bad) .. No worries be fine... My aim.. Is to be less bored. So ... If anyone has only funny jokes about bad backs, hospitals, pissing in pans and hitting on nurses... Feel free to crack them up here.. Or any gossip! Funny pictures!? Anything! And in return I shall return to woc chat when better and ***** snog the lot of you!! Hehe!

Pete xx

Ps.. Any dares... Bring it on I've already chatted up a male paramedic lolol

[pennybel]

Aawww! Pete! Soz to hear! male paramedic eh? remember kiss of life is on your lips tho!! lol! tc hun! get better soon! xxxxx

[Nancy91]

GAYYYYFAACCCE
omg how u doing and hows ur back now ? i feel so bad for u lol
suck it up man and be back soon
take care xx

Penny! Xxx thankyou hun, will be alright. *hugs* and omg the paramedic was soooooo hot! Hhehe


And oi! Gayface!!! Lol kind of hard to suck it up when you can't move and ya pissing in a bedpan.. Never had so much attention to my privates from the female kind roflll! Dignity... Gone!

Will be fine and dandy soon... Oh and I so just flashed a testicle at an old $man across the ward.. He kept staring at me! Lol

Boredom is overwhelming!

Pete xxx

[Nancy91]

loool ur crazy i know hun well hope u feel better soon xxx
omg r u serious PAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ur insane
i cant stop laughing loool
xxx

[shazzababie]

omg lol u want us to pop over with gr apes for ya ... Get Well Soon babes xx

Haha,that is one of the perks if being in hospital,fit doctors!

I think your on my ward!

[Wordsworth]

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have it, a Texaco petrol station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only petrol can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with petrol and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the petrol into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."