bit pissed and writing crap

[tommysize1]

GOD

God must be bored ****less just listening to prayers all day.

He doesn't seem to go around making things happen any more.
Just did that one week at the start.
Now he just sits back and watches.
i reckon he just sits up their placing bets on us:
"i predict dave johnson will have an awkward meeting with an old teacher at checkout number 5 at tescos"
.....who's he placing the bets with though?
he's got no one above him...no friends.. no equals....only angels....so who runs the bookies in heaven?
angels i guess.
satan was probably the 1st owner of the bookies up in heaven and he had obviously had enough of paying out to god all the time, on account of gods omnipotence.

maybe...i dunno