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Old 24-05-12, 04:23 PM
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Default i got a job after 100 years unemployed

i got a job after 100 years of being unemployed 24.5.12

dear lord you are truly sweet,
i was upside down, you put me on my feet.
you no i will work for my boss,
i want them filthy rich, with minimal loss.
GOD you have been so loyal,
i worship you, and courtesy to the royal.
its very new and allot to take,
trust me, i still got the jitter shake.
just like my old job,i will learn,
of-course i will make mistakes, my fingers i will burn.
i am going to rise like yeast,
giving it my best,and never my least.
thank you so much, for me who you employ,
i love my new job, its all about the enjoy.

(not sure how long i will last - but it pays more then writing poems all day.)
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Old 24-05-12, 04:56 PM
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good job mate! no skiving! (at least for the 1st 6 months lol)
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Old 24-05-12, 06:50 PM
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well done - what are you going to be doing ?
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Old 24-05-12, 09:02 PM
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It's obviously working for the secret services, coming up with coded poems to confuse the enemy. Yes I have a sense of humour, please forgive me for that.

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Old 25-05-12, 08:55 AM
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[QUOTE=Gothic42;71784]It's obviously working for the secret services, coming up with coded poems to confuse the enemy. Yes I have a sense of humour, please forgive me for that.[/QUOTE]

pmsl - u shuld see the poems that he wrote for me when he was using anuther name lol - i kinda liked them - then i dumped him cos he started flirting with anuther forum user pmsl x
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Old 25-05-12, 08:57 PM
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He's rather good with poems isn't he, dumping him hasn't dampened his Shakepearian poetic atributes that's for sure.
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Old 26-05-12, 09:25 AM
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oh i agree lol .... come on Freakin i need anuther Shaz poem babes
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Old 27-05-12, 05:41 PM
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you got to give me something to go on - you got to be real direct and say how you want it - what you want it about and what message you want saying - and then give my brain 500 years to think of riddles and i will do it for you -
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Old 28-05-12, 06:05 AM
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i want it to say i am a lottery winner pmsl - i wanna shop shop shop and holiday, cruise and relax
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Old 28-05-12, 10:11 PM
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uf you are in it shazz you can win it.
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