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[SIZE="3"][CENTER][FONT="Arial"]BREAKING NEWS: Latest news reports advise that a group of 4 terrorists have been operating in Merseyside, Liverpool. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Thievin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues.

The Police advise further that they can't finy anyone fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in the community.[/FONT][/CENTER][/SIZE]