two crocodiles

>Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
>The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size
as kids. I just don't get it."
>"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"
>"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.
>"Hmmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
>"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."
>"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
>"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of
them and eat 'em!"
>"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the ****
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."

[wildflower]

this one is a classic SLM well done

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very funny lol

lol thats funny

lol very funny