Two women were playing golf..‏

[jazzy]

Two women were playing golf..

One teed off & watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a
foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He
immediately clasped his hands together in his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," one of them told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping
his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants
and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage
for several minutes and asked, "How does that feel"?

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"