male bashing lol

The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING ***?

(Because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING ***?

(They don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(So they won't hump women's legs at ****tails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(Don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your women jokes!)







And the personal favorite:



8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

lol that's funny

[tommysize1]

jastreender......? lol

[Outwagenik]

What kind of mood you wake up ?

[killoyan]

Where are you from ? Just wondering, who on the forum

[Betty_b]

lol.. :-) thats funny

[shpinatnik]

×òî âû î èõ ñêàæåòå?

[Bin Lurchin]

sadly made me chuckle

[Sinoanorm]

Hello there,

I am Mua Chung. I 'm coming from Vietnam. Happy to be able to join our forum. I so want to make friends as well as learn from the experts here.

[sukisue]

and they cant multi task one job is enough for them an boy went they get flu wat can i say