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Old 11-10-08, 06:02 AM
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you and your besty goes hunting in a remote spot. later that night your mate gets up to take a wee and suddenly your hear a death defying scream. your mate comes running with his willy dangling from his pants yelling that he was bitten by a snake on his willy.

Now for the tricky part....you are miles and miles away from medical help and all you need to do is take your pocket knife, make a tiny incision and start sucking out the poison.

Do you ........

A) do what you need to do to safe his life coz he's been your best mate since kindy.
B) Figure your riendship had a good run but its time to move on...so you let him die?
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Old 11-10-08, 01:22 PM
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[QUOTE=wildflower;30935]you and your besty goes hunting in a remote spot. later that night your mate gets up to take a wee and suddenly your hear a death defying scream. your mate comes running with his willy dangling from his pants yelling that he was bitten by a snake on his willy.

Now for the tricky part....you are miles and miles away from medical help and all you need to do is take your pocket knife, make a tiny incision and start sucking out the poison.

Do you ........

A) do what you need to do to safe his life coz he's been your best mate since kindy.
B) Figure your riendship had a good run but its time to move on...so you let him die?[/QUOTE]

what if your best mate is a female and shes bit bit right on the clit?
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Old 12-10-08, 12:13 AM
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[QUOTE=pete8242;30953]what if your best mate is a female and shes bit bit right on the clit?
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pmsl trust you to think of that pete
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Old 12-10-08, 05:00 PM
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[QUOTE=pete8242;30953]what if your best mate is a female and shes bit bit right on the clit?
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[B][SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="DarkRed"]you saying u wouldnt help her pete?? lmao i would say u would like a practise run at it first...just to be sure u could do it right...lmao[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B]
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Old 12-10-08, 05:04 PM
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I'd slice it off further up before the poison spreads
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Old 12-10-08, 05:26 PM
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[QUOTE=nazz;31081]I'd slice it off further up before the poison spreads[/QUOTE]

pmsl...nice one nazz

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Old 12-10-08, 08:05 PM
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i.d wait till he passed out.
he,d want more otherwise,snigger.
(what you mean,you been bit again ?????)
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Old 12-10-08, 08:27 PM
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and stop buying me flowers...
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Old 13-10-08, 07:56 PM
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[B][COLOR="DarkRed"]lol chuckle chuckle...jeramy kyle is calling you petebandit....[/COLOR][/B]
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Old 14-10-08, 09:23 AM
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id say
"a snake bit you on the ****?"
"just how small was this snake?"
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