Let's have a larf!

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][B][I]A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying 'Oooh, you are lovely.' Then the fruit machine shouted 'Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut. And those socks don't go with those shoes.' The barman apologised. 'I'm sorry,' he said. 'The nuts are complimentary but the fruit machine is out of order.'

Not funny I know lol. xx[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]