Elephant

Some animals are drinking by a water well
when all of a sudden an elephants walks over to a turtle and steps on it
Why did you do that asks another animal - well says the elephant, four years ago the turtle bit my trunk. The animal is amased 'how the hell do you know its the same turtle?'

Oh that's easy says the elephant it's TURTLE RECALL
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(TOTAL RECALL FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT GET IT)

laugh out loud