new couple

a bloke brings a woman back to his place after a party
he takes his socks off and the womans says yuk whats wrong with your toe oh I've got toelio he says- dont you been polio - no says the man it's toelio
He then takes his trousers off and she says yuk whats wrong with your knees - Oh ive got kneasles - don't you mean measles she says - no says the man it's kneasles.

He then takes his boxer shorts off and she says DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE GOT SMALL COX

hehehe brilliant

lol
that was funny

laugh out loud