gentleman

A British gentleman is in a hotel lobby. As he turns towards the front
desk, he accidentally bumps into the woman beside him and his elbow
nudges her breast. They are both quite startled.The Englishman
diplomatically apologises: Madam, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me.
She replies : If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436.

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