The NHS

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This is a good one.......



60 yrs of NHS!

Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation as follows: 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilized or improved?'


Do you know which ward she is in?

''Yes, ward P, room 2B''

I'll just put you through to the nurse's station.


''Hello, ward P, how can I help?


''I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilized or improved?''


I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow.


''Oh that's wonderful news; I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!''


You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?


''No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you f**k all in here...'

LMAO. thats so true! when i had my tonsils out i kept asking when i would be allowed home and got no answer... max came in to see me sunday morning and asked if i was ready.. i said, sitting there in me jammies... "ready to go where"? He went.. i foned the hospital up last night and they told me you would be well enough to go home this morning so i should come in and get you!! i was like oooh thanks for telling me like lmao... typical NHS. & max will be workin for them soon

Haha thats hilarious!