this is hilarious

Learn chinese in 5 minutes!!

1.Thats not right
Sum ting wong

2.See me ASAP
Kum hia nao

3.Small horse
Tai ni po ni

4.You need facelift
Chin tu fat

5.I thought you were on a diet
WAI YU MUN CHING

6.Hes cleaning car
Wa shing ka

7.Your body odur is offensive
Yu stin ki pu

8.This is a tow away zone
No pah king

9.Stupid man
Dum ***

10.Great!
Fa kin su pah!