jump

paddy is in pub tellin his mates bout joinin the army and his 1st parachute jump ...paddy says we were 20,000 ft up.then 1 by 1 they started 2 jump ..when it was my turn i couldnt jump no way !then this huge black guy pulled out his 12 inch **** n cried paddy if u dont jump i will stick this baby rite up your arse ..paddys mate asked ,well did u jump ?. paddy replies just a bit when it first went in !

That ones funny tate pmsl

lol thats a good one

heard tht one b4 lol

[sultry]

omg...lmao