Pregnant Lady

#1 (**permalink**) 16-11-08, 01:00 PM

A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital. She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.

The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl!" The lady said, "Oh, I must name them," but the nurse said, "You were unconscious, so we called your brother, and he named them!"

The lady said, "But he's as dumb as a box of rocks! So what are their names?"

The nurse said, "The girl is called "Denise." The woman replied, "Well that is a pretty name, so what did he name my boy?"

The nurse replied, "Denephew!"

#2 (**permalink**) 16-11-08, 03:51 PM

[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Lol very good hun.x

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jazzy · #3 (**permalink**) 16-11-08, 04:23 PM

lmao , you nutter gems x

#4 (**permalink**) 16-11-08, 07:56 PM

lol I liked that one!

#5 (**permalink**) 25-02-10, 01:15 PM

pmsl xxxxxx

#6 (**permalink**) 25-02-10, 06:08 PM

you what what a laugh

sultry · #7 (**permalink**) 25-02-10, 07:34 PM

lol thats quiet good lol

#8 (**permalink**) 13-03-10, 12:35 AM

lol very good

#9 (**permalink**) 13-03-10, 01:42 AM

lol very funny

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