2008's First Christmas Joke

[jazzy]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......

[emmski]

lol nice one
needed cheering up
anymore?

lol jazzy that was a good one any more?

[sultry]

he he great...made me chuckle

ahhahaha.. that's one great man.

[queen swords]

[QUOTE=jazzy;35602]Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......[/QUOTE] now that put a smile on me kisser jazzy lol.

[queen swords]

mary says to joseph , its christmas and ime pregnant ,god knows how. and now you tell me you forgot to book a fooking room.

he he - loved it

I might try to tell that one tomorrow although I'll probably get it wrong and mention something about pulling out Carol and then ppl will look at me strange and not laugh and then it will be awkward and then I'll laugh at it myself and make me look even stranger :S

aww screw it

aww jazzy thats ace i sat laughing at laptop and other half said im afraid to ask but whaty are u laughing at lol

laugh out loud