three mice

#1 (**permalink**) 27-11-08, 06:26 PM

three mice meet up after three years in a bar
The first one says I'm so hard that I look for mouse poison in the kitchen and then I eat it.
The second one says that's nothing - I look for a mouse trap and then eat the cheese and at the same time as the trap snaps I do some bench presses

The third mouse jumps off his stool and heads towards the exit. The other two mice shout out - hey wimp where I are you going?

TO WHICH THE THIRD MOUSE REPLIES "HOME TO **** THE CAT"

queen swords · #2 (**permalink**) 27-11-08, 07:39 PM

if santa ***s just once a year , why as the fooker always got a smile on his face lol.

#3 (**permalink**) 27-11-08, 09:25 PM

[QUOTE=queen swords;35789]if santa ***s just once a year , why as the fooker always got a smile on his face lol.[/QUOTE]..cus its a relief 2 empty his big sacks !!!!!!

#4 (**permalink**) 28-11-08, 08:41 AM

pmsl brilliant "***"back LT !!!

#5 (**permalink**) 26-12-09, 04:45 PM

laugh ouy loud

#6 (**permalink**) 12-06-10, 08:21 AM

Hey guys,

My name is Peter and I am from Stirling in the UK. I have in recent past discovered this forum and I like it alot.
I am a little bit shy so I wont talk much about myself but maybe when I will get confortable, you guys will get to know me better!
My main hobbies are playing chess and watching movies. I also love outdoor activites but the temperature has been bad for the last days or so here in Stirling.

I was wondering if anyone else here is from the UK too?

I am happy to have joined this forum!
Cheers!

Peter

PS: Sorry if this was posted in the wrong section. I could not find the right one!