advent calender

just got this joke sent to me hopefully you will all take it as a joke i dont wish to offend anyone so heres hoping it dont

just bought a scouse calender- flipping typical! all the windows are boarded up and some bs nicked the chocolates !

christmas time
valium and wine
children indulging in serious crime
mums on the weed and dads robin a house
christmas is ace when you your family are scouse


had to laugh at this im orginally from mersey side and classed as a bit of a scouse

[sukisue]

very funny jokes i like em . ha ha ha

jokes !!! jokes !!!! there not jokes ...thats just the truth ....lol

its nothing us scousers aint heard before love!! Your safe... for now

have you heard the scouse christmas song? Pmsl... avvittt!! This aint about my family btw *

To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine:

DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS....

Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime,
With cars on fire - and trainees under tree
Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,

It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky, - gas and TV

Christmas time, píssups all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer

Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
Christmas is sound - Christmas is best
God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS

Christmas time - time to joy-ride
Then go and visit - family inside
With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough

So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city

You may just know why - the streets look so ****ty
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals

But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels

[emmski]

lol
good one
anyone know any christmas jokes bout southerners?
im crap with jokes get told so many but forget them
lol

lol @ gemma im going to write that one down and send it to my mates glad im safe for now though lol