God visits a man

Had this joke sent to me....hope you like it


God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and *** if he wants to get into heaven...The man says he'll try..

God visits him again a week later to see how he's getting on...

The man says ' not bad, I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I just had to **** her up the arse'.....

'They don't like that in heaven' God said....

The man says ' They're not too ****in happy about it in Asda's either'....

[sukisue]

ha ha ha nice one.

excellent hun love it