Photo on the Nightstand

Photo on the Night Stand

After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man,
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.

'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?'
he continues.
'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?'
he demands.

She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.'

pmsl ...nice 1 swamp

[Lazy]

nice swamp xxxxxxx

[emmski]

lol keep them coming

[Lazy]

emmski u gunna write one

[emmski]

[QUOTE=Lazy;36716]emmski u gunna write one[/QUOTE]

i know loads of jokes
and been told loads of stories
but i cant tell them or share them with u all
as i get told so many i forget
sorry

[sukisue]

nice one swampy

[Lazy]

ok emmski xxx

[SIZE="2"]nice one swamp post another lol[/SIZE]

lol i thought it was very good.,,...,made me smile