~possibly the best blonde joke ever~

[jazzy]

A blonde walks into a ******** and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that,
they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.






Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
some more.

'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'

'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde.

'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.

'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant.'

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container .......



(Are you ready for this one!?)








'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.

lol.

also:
Why did the blonde get fired?
she used Tippex on a mistake in an email.

[Lazy]

lol jazzy xxxx)

good joke jazzy but i did post that on another thread last month ...lol...r u blonde

[jazzy]

[QUOTE=littlemantate;36877]good joke jazzy but i did post that on another thread last month ...lol...r u blonde[/QUOTE]

No i aint blonde and never saw ur post so nerr lol

[sultry]

lol very good

OOO a friend sent me that the other day and I nearly wet masel!

[QUOTE=jazzy;36881]No i aint blonde and never saw ur post so nerr lol [/QUOTE] lol u must be blonde cus not only did u see it u left a comment .....oh well great minds think alike i say

[QUOTE=littlemantate;36914]lol u must be blonde cus not only did u see it u left a comment .....oh well great minds think alike i say[/QUOTE]


leave my jazzykins alone! And being honest blonde's are great! Atleast we have an excuse lol.... so thanks for everyone posting blonde jokes (even me i think) because that gives us the opposite excuse to stupid! nerr nerr!

cringworthy hehe