11 things u will never hear a woman say

[snowflake33]

1 Do you think this dress makes me look too slim

2 You take me out too much, can't we just stay in

3 A fake one will do

4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob

5 Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it

6 That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body

7 My mother is a real old b**ch

8 No, No, you buy me too much already

9 Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it

10 What headache ?

11 Put your money away, let me buy the round

[sultry]

lol thats brilliant...number 4 made me nearly choke on my tea lol...

[snowflake33]

lol.. hope its not too rude... i dont know the age limit on this place

[QUOTE=snowflake33;36965]1 Do you think this dress makes me look too slim

2 You take me out too much, can't we just stay in

3 A fake one will do

4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob

5 Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it

6 That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body

7 My mother is a real old b**ch

8 No, No, you buy me too much already

9 Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it

10 What headache ?

11 Put your money away, let me buy the round[/QUOTE]

lol an ex has said No.6, 7, 9 and 11

lmfao nice.

[QUOTE=sultry;36973]lol thats brilliant...number 4 made me nearly choke on my tea lol...[/QUOTE] ....lol sul ..u sure it was ur tea u nearly choked on ?

lol excellent
luv
Sweetpea

[Lazy]

lol thats funy

pmsl i said my mums an old b****h pmsfl jokin xxx

quite good i must say lol