A prayer for the stressed

[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]A Prayer for the Stressed [/SIZE][/COLOR]


[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide
the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me
off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may
be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow. [/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="red"]Happy Chrimbo & Pissing New Yr [/COLOR][/SIZE]