Dont Take Offence If Youre From Liverpool

SHOCK: Ferrari sack pit crew

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and
employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.


The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent do***entary onhow unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Alonso's bird inthe shower.

thats funny..god i hate Ferrari..cudnt of happened to a better team..lol

lmfaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo, that was funny and yet so TRUE!! They can do that in toxteth, and most places in liverpool and i think as a top youth worker lmao that those "skills" can be but to good use with something like that, see we do have skilled youths in liverpool - crafty yes but skilled, very!